that I keep searching for the perfect gay sailor joke every time I see a box of saltines with “Unsalted Tops” ?
One friend is having an underwater- and rapture-themed party at 2200 S. Ashland in Pilsen, another friend is having a Spice Girls-themed party at 3100 N. Ashland in Lakeview at the same time. WHAT IS A GAY TO DO???
