December 2011
7 posts
Dec 30th
244 notes
3 tags
Dec 28th
2,822 notes
Yes, mother.  Getting stoned in a Snuggie and listening to Robyn Pandora is a totally valid lifestyle choice for a 30-year-old man.  Stop judging me.
Dec 28th
2 notes
Dec 27th
1,150 notes
Dec 16th
1 note
2 tags
“Did you Tina Knowles a pineapple?”
Pretty sure I just heard “Tina Knowles” used as a verb. On RuPaul’s Drag Race, referring to the process of turning a pineapple into a purse. Amazing. I checked, it’s not in Urban Dictionary. YET.
Dec 9th
1 tag
Does it make me completely immature
that I keep searching for the perfect gay sailor joke every time I see a box of saltines with “Unsalted Tops” ?
Dec 1st