January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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The baton? Well ok.
Jan 31st
“WTF is your problem, homo?”
– Me, every time I see a video of me.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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istime4cake: okokilltellyou replied to your photo: Do u think Levi Johnston whispered this in… Levi’s seems a little highbrow for Levi. Guessing he’s more of an “Old Glory” guy. (That is the clothing brand at Wal-Mart I tell you cause you FOREIGN.) Oh honey no, I’m not foreign, I’m European. I think you meant to say “cultured”. I think you meant to say “drunk”.
Jan 28th
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“I’m 71 and fit: though at my age who knows what accident is ‘round...”
– Ian McKellen, confirming he SHALL NOT PASS on The Hobbit movies.
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“So you’ve got some dress shoes, right? Put on your good dress shoes. And...”
– Serious conversation overheard at my bar tonight, where one douchebag was teaching another douchebag-in-training how to pick up chicks. Also advised: “Be cocky, but not arrogant,” and “if a dude hits on you, just say ‘thanks I’m flattered but I’m into...
Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
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“One does not simply walk into marriage. Its black gates are guarded by more than...”
– from a pretty funny thread on reddit making obvious connections between marriage, rings, and Mount Doom.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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