February 2010
117 posts
Unpopular Opinion
notthatkindagay:
inothernews:
therealestsocksinthegame:
I like DMB.
So.
“Ultimate frisbee.”
hemp.
Dude. Sack.
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Didn't one of the three tenors die?
I NOMINATE MARY J. BLIGE.
RDJrs glasses are crooked.
(schwenk)
Um actually thats just his face ‘_-
fuckyeahladygaga:
americaneulogy:
Lady Gaga...
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PINK.
Wow i mean wow just wow.
Uh oh, Beyonce.
I see a lot of stairs on that stage. Look out, we know your history.
Taylor Swift looks fantastic. SOUNDS like an idiot, but LOOKS great
Elton and Gaga together! OMG SHE IS AMAZING!!! AND SO IS LADY GAGA!!
January 2010
172 posts
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Currently having "Hate My Life Sunday"
Should I celebrate by:
1) Taking two buses and 90+ minutes getting to the north side to use the expiring yoga coupon I’ve been sitting on for months?
2) Walking around in the cold trying to find an open car lot that will sell me a car for under $2,000 that doesn’t look like an old woman died in it?
3) Try to convince someone else* to have brunch and get daytime drunk with me, so...
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thatguychad:
Ben Folds Five - Narcolepsy...
TIP: If you’re not sure you’re gay, take a look at your Saturday night. If you are watching Miss America alone on your couch, chances are very good. If you find yourself fastforwarding through the swimsuit competition saying “BOORING get to the evening gowns,” you are absolutely 100% homosexual. TRUST ME ON THIS.
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If I'm ever feeling low, it's nice to remember
drinkyourjuice:
that there are women out there who can’t complete the People magazine crossword.
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meeting people in this town
is just absolutely infuckingpossible.
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“That’s why I say if we’re going to frame these debates in ways that allow us to...”
– Barack Obama (via soupsoup)
Ohmagod. Can he do it? Can he really do it?
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tonight:
GIRLS at the Parish. Yes.
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“Step One: Cut a hole in the box.”
– President Barack Obama, State of the Union Address
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Bored?
jawncharles:
Let me start off by saying: Don’t judge me! I’ve developed this little game for myself to play whenever I’m bored in class, or find myself sitting for an extended period of time and have nothing to do. I think of someone really sexy (Chris Pine), and try to get a boner really quickly, and then I think of something gross (my 64-year-old aunt with a goiter). Basically you win if you...
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
sixtyforty:
So I have health insurance through Blue Cross Blue Shield, where Chantix is covered under medicaid, but not my insurance plan.
SO BASICALLY:
Old people get all the Chantix they want and I front the bill via taxes taken out of my paycheck…BUT I CAN’T HAVE ANY CHANTIX AT ALL?
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Get Welbutrin instead. It workz.
Esprit de l’escalier
bj-cg:
[French]
a witty remark that occurs to you too late, literally on the way down the stairs
DUDE THAT WAS MY NICKNAME IN HIGHSCOOL
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“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– President Barack Obama, State of the Union Address
(via schwenk)
Cool, possible DADT repeal.
bj-cg:
WHAT ABOUT MARRIAGE, CAN I DO THAT? CAN I DONATE BLOOD WHEN THEY TELL ME I CAN’T BECAUSE I’VE HAD HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY TEST EVERYTHING FOR DISEASE ANYWAY? WILL THEY TAKE MY ORGANS FROM ME WHEN I DIE EVEN THOUGH I’M A GAY ORGAN DONOR?
There are still so many questions.
By the by, I absolutely detest the discrimination when it comes to giving blood. Given an...
I wish you were here to play a sotu drinking game with me.
I was gonna buy an iPad
but decided it’s easier just to leave $500 on the bus.
fuck college towns
they make me feel old.
Watchalmostnever:
TLDW
COMING TO DVD IN 2010. Who’s buying this for me? Handy fo sho. Maybe beejer. OK beejer and handy JUSTBUYTHISFORME.
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youknow you can ask me things and ill tell them to... →
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“Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.”
– -Serge Gainsbourg (via faceflash) (via vooduude) (via sixtyforty)
Blah blah, better to have loved, etc, etc….
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update:
the highball does not have “alone” by heart on the playlist. i was forced to sing “achey breaky heart” by garth brooks or whoever the fuck sings “achey breaky heart.” you can only imagine how this turned out.