December 2009
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OMG IM IN CHICAGO RIIIIIGGHHHT NNOOOWW AAAAAAHHHH
The year in celebrity penises →
Thefilth.com assembles the best quotes about celebrity penises this year. My favorite:
“It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’” —Johnny Knoxville
Also:
“Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole...
Final warning, Chicago: Arrival in less than three hours. Hope you’re ready!
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Smoking or non? Wut? Welcome to Tulsa.
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yes i had oreos for breakfast
so what? i’m on vacation.
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DAMN YOU NETFLIX
Why isn’t HSM2 on demand??? We neeedz it.
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Definite homoerotery
btw Ryan and the kid who bakes. I hope they get together in HSM2.
I want to be a gay guy, I dont know why
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luccyyy:
is that crazy?
omg no. i have thought about how great that would be too.
This is what “cheapens” homosexuality.
That and the idea of having the “quintessential gay best friend”.
There have been more than a few situations where I’ve been introduced, it’s suddenly discussed that I’m gay, and the female that I was introduced to instantly wanted to be my friend. I...
Jack Daniels and High School Musical. RIGHT. NOW.
thatguychad:
Dad wants to take me to the rose gardens… In the winter… As it is snowing… He’s totally going to come out to me, y’all.
Or maybe propose…?
James Franco to play Allan Ginsberg in the movie... →
youmakemydreams:
Based on the censorship tirals surrounding Ginsberg’s poem, ’Howl’. Also starring Mary-Louise Parker, John Hamm, and Jeff Daniels.
Good news!
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We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some...
– Richard Dawkins (via soupsoup)
marrymerichardmarryme!!!
TULSA Y'ALL
I’m in Tulsa with my long-distance BF that I haven’t seen in over a month and it took me soo. long. to get here yesterday that I’m just saying FUCK YOU, tumblarity! I’m hangin out with mah boo. Catch up with y’all soon. <3