January 2012
9 posts
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I don’t know what to say. I just read a list of the top 10 episodes of Deep Space Nine that everyone should watch and, really, well, no. Those were 10 of the worst episodes ever. Well, nine because one on the list was “all of the episodes.” Which, really, at least half of them are an easy waste. And the list would have been eight if one of them was “the one where Sisko...
December 2011
7 posts
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Yes, mother. Getting stoned in a Snuggie and listening to Robyn Pandora is a totally valid lifestyle choice for a 30-year-old man. Stop judging me.
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“Did you Tina Knowles a pineapple?”
Pretty sure I just heard “Tina Knowles” used as a verb. On RuPaul’s Drag Race, referring to the process of turning a pineapple into a purse. Amazing.
I checked, it’s not in Urban Dictionary. YET.
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Does it make me completely immature
that I keep searching for the perfect gay sailor joke every time I see a box of saltines with “Unsalted Tops” ?
November 2011
6 posts
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Currently (re-)watching: Final arc of Buffy
Gah. Andrew and Anya robbing the hospital.
Andrew: “You are the perfect woman.”
Anya: “I’ve often thought that myself.”
*dying*
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October 2011
9 posts
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The Real Transvestite Housewives of Orange County...
is my new favorite show.
"The New Niggers Are Gays" →
thebachbook:
Those who declare “Gay is the New Black” have angered some within the black community who are weary of gays exploiting black suffering to legitimize their own, but the originator of this idea is one of the most powerful black leaders of our past, a man who The New York…
Watch a college athlete come out to his teammates. →
Why does everyone on the internet call their...
It’s dumb and childish and annoying and stop.
“There’s a sadness to malls, I guess. But then, there’s a sadness to all things...”
– Reflections On Seeing My Ex-Lover’s Novel For Sale At The Mall « Thought Catalog (via nickdouglas)
“Menu, Drinks, Decor! You have a lot of planning to do for your Kim Kardashian...”
– Do I, Keeping Up With the Kardashians facebook page? Do I?
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September 2011
7 posts
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Mr. Lessenberry: It took a couple more months, but the doctors finally did allow him to be taken off life support.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: And what a brutal way he went.
Mr. Lessenberry: Brutal?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Brutal. Think about it. Is it really any different than what the Germans did in Nazi Germany?
Mr. Lessenberry: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want me to print that?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Print what you want.
Mr. Lessenberry: We're talking about hospitals, not Nazis.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: They do the same thing, starving people to death. They cut off their feeding and their water and they let them die. And it's all legal. The United States Supreme Court has validated the Nazi method of execution.
Mr. Lessenberry: You obviously don't approve of the current method.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: No, I don't. Do you? Starving people to death? No, I don't think so. It's inhumane. If a person's allowed to die, then you inject them, painlessly and quickly. You don't let them wither away. It's inconceivable. It's unspeakable.
Mr. Lessenberry: What would you charge for this type of procedure?
Dr. Jack Kevorkian: You don't charge people for something like this. What's wrong with you?
Today in "E! Online Headlines" I completely fail...
“Would Leighton Meester Ever Pull a Taylor Momsen?”
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Sometimes I wish I had a really nice, fluffy...
Then I realize how many hours a day I would spend in it, and the whole idea just gets depressing.
August 2011
5 posts
Dear Suburbs,
Please stop with the graphic tees and baggy jeans. This Metra train looks like an Old Navy ad circa 2002. I just want to push you all off.
I just came across someone on facebook that I had *completely* forgotten I slept with. Like “how do I know that guy? Oh yeah, that time we did it.” I’ve been discussing the concept of keeping “a list” a lot lately too, so I’ve been going over several names in my head (or in some cases nicknames, like “that one guy from Berlin” or “that other...
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July 2011
3 posts
Having the best time reading comments on Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ facebook page. Question posed: “Kris is trying to convince Kourtney to get married before she has another child. Do you think Kourtney & Scott should get married?” High five to the dude who already had two kids without “gettin merry [sic]” but leaves it up to them to decide if they should...
The 20 most anticipated books of 2011, according... →
June 2011
20 posts
My Pride was seriously hindered because driving back from my grandmother’s 80th birthday party yesterday, I accidentally ran down my phone battery trying to download “The Book of Mormon” soundtrack on my BlackBerry. To the point I thought I broke it. It made me late to the Parade (missed it entirely) and difficult to find anyone afterward. Thank goodness I got Mike to come with...
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““Words:
“Language itself is an instrument of self-oppresion. Because it is...”
– Andrew Hodges and David Hutter, from With Downcast Gays: Aspects of Homosexual Self-opression (1974)
